I am an emotional swearer.

But only in type or writing. When you say those words it sounds repulsive... but in writing... oh oh oh! Still repulsive. I apologize. I have been uncommonly profane lately, but hey, all the cool kids are doing it. Oh wait, that was the reason I never swore in the first place. I'll say 10 Hail Marys or go to supper without bed--I mean, bed without supper. The Catholic thing might be weird, seeing as I'm not Catholic.