You may tire of me as our January sun is setting, 'cause I'm not who I used to be

I am Jesus. Yes, Jesus Christ. The saviour of someodd years ago has found a home in me and now I am Jesus. I am speading the word of God. I am the saviour. If you believe in me you will achieve salvation and go with the Lord. I swear to God--and since that is myself--I pretty much know that you will be saved. BELIEVE! You can contact me any time--if it's in the next 3 hours. I will be busy saving countless sinner's souls, but call before 12 AM and I will pencil you in.